Chapter 32: The Female Knight Is Open For Business!
"The focus of this simulation was to figure out why the shadow event in the red-light district didn't occur."
"So, I decided to live naturally. If there are any stragglers, the more relaxed I appear, the more I can lure them out."
"Give up indulging in desires… Let's not give it up this time, otherwise it will seem too forced."
"If we can successfully solve the problem in this simulation, we will spend the rest of the time in the water spirit tribe, keeping an eye out to find out who attacked me and tried to punish me by tying me to a stake from behind!"
"If the Hidden Leader incident is also successfully resolved, I will try to seduce the guildmaster… Eww…"
Loria shook her head quickly.
What's there to seduce? What's there to seduce? She isn't a real succubus, after all.
"The next thing I want to do is find a way to make a lot of money while lying down!"
"Miss Loria" referred to a way to make money while lying down, of course, it didn't mean becoming a geisha.
If she became a geisha, would she still need to simulate?
Don't joke around!
She didn't have confidence to be a big capitalist, she didn't have confidence to be a great knight, but when it came to being a super talented geisha, she was fully certain.
Even without the ending of becoming the "Porn Industry Queen" that was achieved through gaming, just seeing her natural talent in her body, which was no less impressive than an r18 game protagonist, was enough to make her confident.
Her physical abilities were comparable to Maradona in the football industry if she were in the porn industry!
But…
Miss Loria would never become a geisha unless it was absolutely necessary.
Let's begin the simulation, shall we?
[Day 1: You and Guildmaster Adeline went to the mayor's office to receive an award. You were given an honorary medal and a reward of 50,000 Oder coins.]
Upon seeing this, Loria's eyes lit up instantly, shining brighter than the eyes of a cat at night.
"This is almost like two years' worth of my salary, gasp-"
With this money, wouldn't she be able to move to a more luxurious apartment?
Hey, wait!
Move homes? Is there a higher-class apartment than Guildmaster Adeline's in Creek Town?
She only needed to find an excuse to stay at Guildmaster Adeline's house, not only could she enjoy a more comfortable living environment, but she also didn't have to pay rent.
In this way, she could save an extra 200 dollars every month, which would be enough for her to go to the Slimy Happy Cottage and have a fun-filled day playing with a Slime Girl and a Tuntun Flower Girl!
But the problem was, how could she find a suitable excuse to convince the guildmaster to let her stay here indefinitely?
"How about I go and attract… uh…
I, Loria, am a proud female knight. How could I stoop so low as to seduce the landlord and become her wife, just for the sake of rent?
Continue.
[The mayor explained that he had already informed the provincial officials of your deeds in the Province of Claren and hinted at future promotions in your position.]
[As you emerged from the mayor's office, you found yourself surrounded by a crowd of reporters and adventurers. They cheered and proclaimed you as the hero of Creek Town.]
[The reporters took turns bombarding you with questions, leaving you exhausted and breathless. With great effort, you managed to push your way out of the crowd, only to be greeted by Vita's interview.]
[Vita kept pestering you until ten o'clock in the evening before finally letting you go. You felt as though she was a demon, nearly wearing you out completely.]
[Day 2: As you were working, you found yourself surrounded by reporters and adventurers, including Miss Plump Sheep, Yukihime. Yukihime told you that you had become a role model for the adventurers of Creek Town, and that she was your fan.]
[Day 3: Once again, you found yourself surrounded by reporters and adventurers. However, today things were a bit different. The reporters were no longer asking about the case, but instead they were curious about your past and interests. The adventurers, on the other hand, were eagerly asking for your autograph.]
[In the evening, the guildmaster prepared chicken soup for you. She told you that if you found it troublesome, you could simply refuse the interview. You nodded in agreement.]
[Day 4: On your way to work, you discovered that adventurers were selling your autographs, priced at 10 Oder coins each.]
"Can it be done like this?"
Loria was greatly surprised, so much so that she completely lost her focus and didn't pay attention to the chicken soup that always came with a hint of healthy green.
One autograph costs 10 Oder coins, and one thousand autographs would be 10,000 Oder coins.
If she were to find someone to collaborate with and resell her own autographs, wouldn't that be…
"No, when there are many signatures, the price will definitely fall. This is not a long-term solution."
Soon, Loria realized that she had been thinking too simply about the matter.
[A reporter approached you, and you had initially planned to decline the interview. However, she directly handed you 100 Oder coins, and reluctantly, you agreed.]
[The reporter expressed a desire to collaborate with you, to delve deeper into your development, and together, make a lot of money. Reluctantly, you agreed.]
[Day 5: You reached a collaboration with Claren Late Night News, and this issue featured the newspaper article "The Unyielding Female Knight's Battle Against the Corrupt Slave Master!" The paper sold out in Claren City, and you gained a large number of fans.]
[In the afternoon, the officer sent by the Province of Claren praised you. You held a press conference and shared the journey of your fight against evil forces. Miss Plump Sheep, Yukihime, was deeply moved, tears welling up in her eyes.]
[Day 6: Your journey was printed into a booklet titled "Loria, Crawling Forward!" It sold out in Creek Town and Claren City. Miss Plump Sheep alone bought a hundred copies, and you earned a lot of money.]
[Day 7: Arranged by Claren Late Night News, you returned to the Knight Training Academy to practice public speaking and gained a large number of fans.]
[In the afternoon of that day, you reached a cooperation with Creek Town's red-light district and became the ambassador for promoting the red-light district. You earned a lot of money.]
[On the 8th day, your speech was printed into a booklet called "The Endurance Journey of the Lady Knight." It sold out once again, and Miss Plump Sheep alone bought two hundred copies. You earned a lot of money.]
[In the evening, Guildmaster Adeline told you that knights should prioritize their training. You didn't pay much attention and found Guildmaster Adeline to be overly talkative.]
[On the 9th day, a large quantity of Loria merchandise appeared in the market. Fans eagerly purchased them, causing a high demand that couldn't be met. You earned a lot of money.]
[You moved out of Guildmaster Adeline's house and settled into the most luxurious inn in Creek Town.]
"What on earth? It's been 9 days, why hasn't anyone come to blow me up with a magic bomb?"
Loria was speechless.
And by doing so, she missed the opportunity to capture people while on stakeout in the water spirit tribe.
"Oh well, oh well, it's a good thing to make a lot of money."
Loria seemed to see her bright future of becoming a beloved idol for everyone and living in a magnificent palace!
Lady?
Today, I, Loria, will become a new noble by myself, without relying on the guildmaster at all!
From the 10th to the 15th day, Claren Late Night News was on fire. They not only created Loria pendants, Loria figurines, Loria-scented bath products, and other merchandise but also helped organize multiple fan meetings.
The merchandise sold very well, and the fans were also very enthusiastic.
Yukihime, who became the guildmaster of Loria's fan club, took the lead in buying a large number of various merchandise.
On the 16th day, Loria even journeyed to Claren City, embarking on her new adventure.
I came, I saw, I conquered!
However, just as the beautiful dream was beginning, a heavy blow came crashing down.
[Day 17: As you marched into Claren City, you encountered a formidable opponent. The Cool Knights, a group of daring female riders introduced by the Joyful Sunday bawdyhouse, stole the spotlight from you. Your promotion received a cold response, with only a handful of people showing up, including Miss Plump Sheep.]
[Miss Plump Sheep encouraged you not to give up, assuring you of her unwavering support. Feeling deeply discouraged, you decided to retreat to Creek Town for some rest.]
"What?"
[Day 19: To your dismay, even in Creek Town, you faced a cold reception. Your newly released autobiography only sold half of the expected copies, and many people were criticizing you.]
[Day 20: The number of people criticising you continued to grow, and your belongings were being carelessly discarded on the ground. Filled with fear, you hurriedly fled back to Claren City.]
[Day 21: Claren Late Night News informed you that due to excessive stockpile of products, significant losses have been incurred. It is now necessary to urgently find a way to make up for the shortfall, otherwise, you will go bankrupt within a few days!]
"???"
Loria was tired of looking.
Wait, my dream of fortune, where is my palace?
Help me, Miss Yukihime! Please quickly use your powers of healing!
