Chapter 67: The Green Tea Knight, the Spreader of Porn
Loria made preparations with both hands.
If Vita could successfully infiltrate the inner circle of the Hidden Leader, it would be best.
If not, then go and have a chat about life with those lovely nuns in the Goddess Cathedral.
The nuns lived a very humble life. Miss Kindhearted, the lady knight, decided to bring them warmth and give them a taste of flying through a special experience.
As for what would happen next, four words describe it-
Go with the flow!
Loria didn't expect to uncover any useful information through her investigation.
Taking advantage of this opportunity to do more and increase her attribute points is the right way to go.
If it weren't for her lack of knowledge about the world beyond Creek Town and the fear of encountering unexpected situations during the journey, she would have let her virtual self in the simulator leave Creek Town, the beginner village, and venture outside.
"Let's begin."
[The Life Simulator has been activated.]
[Day 1: Afternoon after work, you found Vita. You expressed that after careful consideration, you have decided to leave Creek Town. Vita is very happy and says she will contact someone in advance, asking you to wait for one more day.]
[Vita invites you for a massage, and you happily agree. After experiencing a delightful time, as it is already late, you directly stay at Vita's place.]
[You and Vita chatted for a long time. In the evening, you took a regular bath and afterwards, you lay on the couch, idly swinging your legs, creating a perfect atmosphere.]
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["You think you can bully me, huh? You think I'm confused? I won't pretend anymore. Now, I'm going to show you my true strength! "]
[You pushed Vita back, launching a fierce counterattack like a storm. During the battle, even the washbasin was accidentally broken.]
"What an extraordinary monster!"
(*ﾟｪﾟ*||)
Loria remembered the last time she battled with Vita, they fought to a draw and both fell unconscious from exhaustion.
To her surprise, within just around ten days, Vita had become completely outmatched by her.
"Succubus is also not as powerful as me, so what am I?"
As Loria delved deeper into her thoughts, she discovered something incredibly terrifying.
You see, her endurance attribute is currently only at 45 points. But imagine, once her endurance increases to 450 points, who could possibly satisfy her hunger and thirst?
A single guildmaster wouldn't be enough, and even a hundred guildmasters bound together probably wouldn't be enough, I'm afraid.
Curse it.
"Indeed, it's important to persevere in reality and abstain from indulging in desires. While restraining her desires, the guildmaster was also being disciplined, encouraging her to quickly enhance her endurance!"
[Day 2: It wasn't until noon that Vita clumsily climbed out of bed. She felt sore all over, her bones weak, and her throat burning with thirst. However, upon hearing the cry nearby, she mustered all her strength to get up.]
[Vita looked at the messy room and quickly apologized to you, expressing that although she couldn't remember what happened yesterday, she would do everything she could to make it up to you.]
[You shouted, "Can you make up for all that has happened until now? Do you even know what kind of hell you put me through yesterday?"]
[Vita was so embarrassed that she couldn't even speak a word. Her gaze scanned the room, and finally, she could only sincerely kneel down and beg for your forgiveness, expressing that you could get back at her if you wanted to.]
[You said, 'You don't want revenge. Revenge has no meaning. What's lost is already lost, and can never be regained. Originally, you were just waiting for your beloved.']
[Vita asked if you had a beloved person, and you thought of the guildmaster. "Not at the moment," you said. Vita expressed that she was willing to take care of you for a lifetime.]
"Emmm..."
Loria hesitated to speak, her words caught in her throat.
Hasn't the guildmaster been making way too many appearances lately?
And every time, even when there was no need for the guildmaster's presence, the simulator insisted on summoning her just to scold and punish her.
[You purposely remained sulky, and Vita helped you put on your clothes, then made you lunch. As she brought the lunch over to you, you suddenly asked her what she meant by that thing she said last night.]
[Vita expressed her confusion, saying, "What thing?"]
[You mentioned that she lied there, babbling nonsense, after doing something bad last night. She talked about wanting to overthrow the empire's rule and capture the escaping magical puppets.]
[Vita stood frozen in place, not saying a word for a long time. Suddenly, you broke the silence and told her that you also wanted to overthrow the rule of the Oder Empire. You passionately criticized the cruel actions of the upper-class nobles in the Oder Empire towards ordinary people.]
[As the story unfolded, you pretended to have weak legs as if you were about to fall. Vita quickly rushed forward and embraced you.]
"(O_o)??"
[In Vita's embrace, you continued to inquire about what had happened, mentioning that since things were already like this, you wanted to do it together with her.]
[Vita was hesitant, and you could see that she was engaged in a fierce struggle within her thoughts. Suddenly, you hugged Vita and gazed at her with your big, watery eyes.]
[Are you wanting to abandon me? Or perhaps, do you wish to kill me, fearing that I might leak the information?]
[Vita quickly shook her head and said, "No, I don't. I just don't want to see you get involved in danger. It's very difficult and dangerous to try to overthrow the empire ruled by the Goddess of Dawn, Wind, and Sky. Moreover, the organization I'm part of is also very dangerous. As a innocent and pure girl like you, once you join that organization, there's a high chance you will be completely consumed and nothing will be left of you."]
[You say you're not afraid, and now you're already like this. Vita, if you don't want you, you'll go seek death.]
[Vita apologized to you again and gave herself two slaps on the ears. She said she didn't expect you to be such a traditional and good woman. She also said that she will definitely protect you.]
[The atmosphere was right, and you both fell in love with each other again, so you came together once more.]
"Motherfuck, am I really so untrustworthy? How did things end up making me seem like the true villain? I deceived Vita's emotions, took advantage of her, and made her feel guilty about me."
Loria stood up directly.
In an instant, more than ten pairs of questioning eyes were cast upon the surroundings.
She quickly sat down, luckily the anger inside her just now was only a brewing storm in her heart.
Otherwise, if these words were to reach the guildmaster's ears, she would be subjected to punishment.
The guildmaster's personality was quite strict, especially when it came to people behaving recklessly.
The simulation was still ongoing.
[In the evening, you stepped out from Vita's dwelling, feeling refreshed and energized, with no sign of fatigue whatsoever.]
[While you were walking, you suddenly came across the guildmaster, whose eyes were a little red. She asked you where you had been last night and why you hadn't left a message.]
"Oh no, I completely forgot about this!"
[You stuttered and couldn't find the words to say. The guildmaster became very angry. Just yesterday, you had promised to receive swordsmanship guidance, but as soon as you said it, you disappeared without a trace.]
[You realized that half of your plan had already succeeded, so you found it even more difficult to explain the situation to the guildmaster. Under her constant questioning, you could only say that you didn't want to practice anymore.]
[The guildmaster became even angrier. She said that you were simply wasting your talent. You retorted, saying that you weren't, and furthermore, the guildmaster didn't understand where your talent truly lay. Just moments ago, you were honing your talent.]
[The guildmaster asked what your talent was, but you didn't answer. After being asked multiple times, you finally said that she didn't need to bother about your affairs. After all, you weren't a couple, so it didn't matter how you behaved.]
"What kind of play is this drama?"
Loria was completely bewildered.
Is the next step going to be a series of misunderstandings, chasing after each other, and eventually a fight at the bedside, with a happy ending?
In short, she and the guildmaster had a big argument in the simulation, and then they simply disbanded.
[As you left the guildmaster's house with your suitcase, you noticed the guildmaster looking downcast. But you knew there was no turning back now. You had to stick to your plan, or it would ultimately lead to a showdown between the guildmaster and Vita.]
[Day 3: You and Vita had a joyful morning. After it ended, Vita said she would take you to meet someone.]
"Have you come? We are finally about to infiltrate the enemy's territory!"
Loria became excited.
[Guided by Vita, you meet a mysterious figure dressed in black. The person, whose face remains hidden, tells you that you must undergo a test to join the organization.]
[The so-called test is for you to assist Vita in investigating the whereabouts of the magical puppet and, if necessary, take care of the situation.]
[Day 4: In the evening, after just finishing a battle with Vita, you return home and start taking a bath when suddenly, through the window, you catch a glimpse of a strange woman.]
[Just then, Vita rushes over in time and blocks the woman. Amidst the argument, you learn that the woman is Vita's rival, who believes that Vita's decision to recruit you into the organization is a selfish act. As a result, she intends to kill you.]
[After driving away the woman, Vita asks you to live with her. Reluctantly, you agree.]
[Day 5: You and Vita have a happy time together.]
[Day 6: You and Vita are happily together.]
[Day 7: You and...]
[Day 8: Exhausted and with aching waist and back, but full of excitement, Vita suddenly realizes that she hasn't been working at all these past few days. She decides that she can't let herself continue to be lazy like this.]
[Day 9: Tempted by you, Vita happily joins you.]
"Hello, hello, hello! I asked you to infiltrate the enemy's base, not to infiltrate the enemy's base like this!"
Loria's eyes widened in surprise.
Once feeling happy, it was delightful for a little while. But to continue feeling happy, that was truly blissful.
However, humans have limits!
Not everyone is as seductive as she is, even more so than a succubus. What if Vita meets a fate like the guildmaster's? Wouldn't her plan be in vain?
Oh dear.
Loria began to suspect she was poisonous.
Before having contact with her, these women were full of enthusiasm. After having contact with her, all they had left was porn.
Wake up, Vita, wake up quickly.
This world is very big. Besides "Loria," there are many beautiful things worth paying attention to!
Her prayers seemed to have worked.
When the tenth day arrived, Vita fell sick directly.
Because she was very sick, she couldn't even raise her hands and feet to continue being happy with Loria.
[You were quite unhappy, but after all, you weren't a demon, so you let Vita go.]
"..."
[In the evening, as you were taking a bath in your own home, the same unfamiliar woman appeared outside the window once again.]
[The strange woman broke in through the window, prepared to kill you. However, you remained completely calm because you had already planned ahead.]
[Just as the woman was about to attack you, you shouted out Doris' name. Doris sneaked up from behind and delivered a powerful punch, injuring the unknown woman.]
[Doris, use 'Expel - Heat' on both me and her at the same time!]
[This time, you were very lucky. Doris's magic worked right away, and both you and the unknown woman found yourselves in an excited state.]
[The difference is that for you, the excited state was a temporary enhancement, but for the unknown woman, it was a genuine debuff. She angrily leaned against the wall and scolded you.]
[I was right, you had ulterior motives for wanting to join the Hidden Leader. You... hmph... you are a spreader of Slaanesh, you people truly have unchanging evil intentions. The great mission of the Hidden Leader will never be tarnished by you!]
[You disdainfully pursed your lips and were about to pin the unknown woman to the ground, threatening her that if she didn't answer your questions, the wrath of the divine would befall her. However, the unknown woman took a direct poison and ended her own life.]
"Ah, so cruel?"
Loria was startled.
She quickly realized that the Hidden Leader organization was involved in rebellious activities. They were ruthless towards others and themselves, which was considered normal for them.
But the dying words of the unknown woman left Loria puzzled.
"The spreader of Slaanesh, what does it mean? This shouldn't be an insult towards me, right?"
Even though she appeared slightly reserved in simulation, she surely couldn't be considered a spreader.
Oh dear!
It made her seem like some kind of mighty beast, like a ferocious flood.
She is not a water spirit, so where would she have so much water in her body?
And with her frail, pitiful, and helpless appearance, she just didn't match up with any ferocious beast, no matter how you looked at it.
"We need to find a way to investigate, maybe we can get some help."
